
Hello! My Name is Blotto: The Movie
"They were fun, but they weren't a joke." - Martha Quinn
Scrappy documentary about a band that flew too close to the sun to make it really big. Albany, NY's Blotto rose from the ashes of the Star-Spangled Washboard Band and scored an unlikely hit with I Wanna Be A Lifeguard in the early 80's thanks in part to getting airplay on MTV when the network launched August 1, 1981. The film follows their struggles to land a major label deal despite huge success with touring and releasing their own EPs and Albums. First-time director Rob Lichter (aka Bert Blotto) puts together a funny, heart-felt portrait of the musical pranksters that is sometimes heartbreaking despite all the laughs.
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Movie Details
- Original Title: Hello! My Name is Blotto: The Movie
- Genres: Documentary, Music
- Release Date: 2025-05-02
- Runtime: 105 minutes
- Rating: 0/10 (0 votes)
- Budget: $0
- Revenue: $0
- Production Companies:
- Status: Released
- Popularity: 0.2224
- Languages: English
Cast & Crew

Paul Jossman
as Bowtie Blotto

Bill Polchinski
as Broadway Blotto

Keith Stephenson
as Cheese Blotto

Greg Haymes
as Sergeant Blotto (aka Sarge)

Paul Rapp
as Lee Harvey Blotto

Helena Binder
as Blanche Blotto

David Maswick
as Chevrolet Blotto

Mike Kelley
as Himself

Steve Davies
as Himself

Martha Quinn
as Herself
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Frequently Asked Questions
What is Hello! My Name is Blotto: The Movie?▼
Hello! My Name is Blotto: The Movie is a Documentary, Music movie directed by . It was released on 2025-05-02.
Who are the main actors in Hello! My Name is Blotto: The Movie?▼
The main cast includes Paul Jossman, Bill Polchinski, Keith Stephenson, Greg Haymes, Paul Rapp, .
Where can I watch Hello! My Name is Blotto: The Movie online?▼
You can check official streaming platforms like Netflix, Amazon Prime, or Disney+ to see if Hello! My Name is Blotto: The Movie is available.
Is Hello! My Name is Blotto: The Movie based on a true story?▼
"They were fun, but they weren't a joke." - Martha Quinn
What is the IMDb rating of Hello! My Name is Blotto: The Movie?▼
Hello! My Name is Blotto: The Movie has an IMDb rating of 0/10 based on 0 votes.
What is the budget and revenue of Hello! My Name is Blotto: The Movie?▼
The movie had a production budget of $0 and earned $0 at the box office.
Who composed the soundtrack for Hello! My Name is Blotto: The Movie?▼
The soundtrack was composed by . You can listen to it on music streaming platforms.
Where was Hello! My Name is Blotto: The Movie filmed?▼
Hello! My Name is Blotto: The Movie was filmed in multiple locations worldwide. You can find official filming locations on IMDb.
How long is Hello! My Name is Blotto: The Movie?▼
The total runtime of Hello! My Name is Blotto: The Movie is 105 minutes.
Is Hello! My Name is Blotto: The Movie suitable for kids?▼
The movie is rated Released. Please check parental guidelines before watching.
Will there be a sequel to Hello! My Name is Blotto: The Movie?▼
There is no official announcement yet for a sequel to Hello! My Name is Blotto: The Movie.
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